There’s a hole in the wall! Someone from work told me that the water was leaking from that hole. So, the maintenance person decided to patch it. And, there goes the patch. It looks a chewing gum! LOL!

“Little Miss Praning”. That’s what it says in my new shirt! It means, “Little Miss Crazy”.  It’s a gift from one of my BFFs, Joy. Personalized, sort of. LOL!

 

These photos were taken at our friends’ new beautiful house.

It was so random! My co-worker sent me an email in the busiest time of the day. Here it goes:

Co-worker’s Email:  What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

The email sounded so serious, so I decided to respond. I was about to do that when I received another email:

Co-worker’s Email:  For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.

It was so corny and stupid that I could not help myself but to laugh my  butt off!!  LOL!

 

 

This happened 2 nights ago. My intimate conversation with my daughter (age 6), and with my son (age 5).

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Daughter: Mommy, that guy is so talented. Don’t you think so? He can act, sing and play piano.

Me: Yes, I think so too.

Son: Can he play guitar?

Me: Yes, he can.

Daughter & Son:  Wow!

Daughter: Is daddy a talented person?

Son: {anxiously waiting for an answer}

Me: Yes, in his own ways. What do you think?

Daughter: Well, he can…..umm…{thinking….}

Daughter: Well, let’s see……he can sell stuff on eBay!!

Son:  Yeah!! Also, he can change his own clothes!

Me:  Bwahahahahahahahha!

My kids always say this phrase:  A clean mouth is a happy mouth! (It’s from the “Orbit” gum commercial.)

Now, it’s stuck in my head. Even at work, I say it. That would be embarrassing if I say it out loud.  So far, I’ve been successful in controlling myself.

Since the first Paris Hilton’s spoof on one of the presidential candidates, people have been wanting to see another one.

Her latest presidential video today on www.funnyordie.com, this time, asking advice from a former American “president,” (or at least someone who played one on TV), Martin Sheen!

Who will be appoint to her cabinet?

“I won’t have a cabinet; I will have a closet. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell [her chihuahua],” she says.

See more from http://www.usmagazine.com

 

As expected, Paris’ parting words? “See you at the fake inauguration, b—ches!”.

LOL!!!

Maybe I should now buy her book ……..hhhmmmm!!

It’s $14.96 at amazon.com………………..heheheheh!

 

 

check this out!

One of my divalicious friends sent this to me. You may want to try it yourself!

Paste the link to your browser.

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How is it going? A friend just sent me a link to this website, and you are all over it, is this really you?

www.News3Online.com

I got this from a co-worker (you know, the forwarded joke email we often get from people). I deleted a paragraph or 2 so I won’t bore you to death.
It’s so funny, I must say!  Ladies, pay attention to the last paragraph.  You’ll get a kick out of it!

Apparently, this is what Andy Rooney of CBS (60 Minutes Correspondent)  has to say about women over 40.

 

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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night
And ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t
sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s
usually more interesting.

Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if
you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have
to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning,
smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get t
the milk for free?’, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an
entire pig just to get a little sausage!